[NSFW] BTS as Cupcakke Songs

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Two BTS related articles in a row! I’ll try to not make a habit out of it. Anyway, for those of you who don’t know of the Chicago based rapper Cupcakke, you should. She’s pretty mind blowingly and amazing in that “Holy shit this finally exists!” Sort of way. She’s become one of my favorite rappers at the moment (for better or worse – it doesn’t matter her shit is fire.) I’ve been listening to BTS’s “Blood, Sweat, and Tears” a lot lately, and I’ve been particularly sinful so I figured why not act on it for once?

WARNING: If you’re not a fan of sexually explicit lyrics or crude humor then it would be your best interest to skip this post.

Jin – “Vagina”

I feel like Jin would be giving his sexual partners a run for their money and I mean that in a good way.

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Suga – “Ace Hardware”

Yoongi is known as the member who writes some of the deepest and raw lyrics in the group, and this is one of Cupcakke’s deepest and rawest songs to date.

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J-Hope – “LGBT”

I’m not calling Hoseok gay it’s just “LGBT” is Cupcakke’s most upbeat and colorful song to date and Hobi’s known for being the personification of sunshine.

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Rap Monster – “Doggystyle”

This is kind of self-explanatory.

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Jimin – “Deepthroat”

You seen them lips? Them iconic lips alone is enough to land him this iconic song.

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V – “Cumshot”

This honestly one of her most bizarre songs (instrumental wise) and videos; if Tae were to direct one of her vids, this is probably how it would turn out.

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Jungkook – “Juicy Coochie”

Jungkook can be a cocky and foolish/goofy shit (no pun intended, I swear) and just like how Cupcakke brags about how wet she is in a tongue-in-cheack manner (again, no pun intended) I could see him doing the same, only the male version.

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So yes, this post just happened. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go do ten Hail Jimin’s and pray for forgiveness.

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Author: suhoftw

This is a blog about K-pop, I do reviews and sometimes opinion pieces+editorials and random shitposts.

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